There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
Dethklok - Detharmonic
I’d rather you be dead,
than ponder parting with my second home.
I’d rather you be dead
than consider not opening a restaurant.
THIS IS THAT SASSY DOG
THIS IS THE BEST POST I’VE EVER SEEN. CAN’T BREATHE
Pat O’brien (Cannibal Corpse)
Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it